Hello, my fellow horror fans, it has been a while since I last posted, so here I am talking the new Creepshow from SHUDDER. I will be posting more know because why not. There are 12 episodes. I will give a short review a number grade and then rank them all. I will one day review the first two because we don’t talk about the 3rd one. Steven King and Gorge created this franchise.
Episode 1 Grey Matter
Grey Matter is was a go 0od way to start the series. It has decent acting for the most part. You can find easter eggs, which is always a good thing. It has Jigsaw from the Saw franchise. He is probably the best out of the acting in this EP. The story follows these people who work at a store, and a Huracain is going to hit them, so everyone leaves town. So this kid walks in to get his dad some beer, and one of them notices that he has not been feed very good. The cop and his friend go over to his dad’s house, so we get a flashback into the kid’s past. The kid’s name is Tim, btw. So Tim’s mom died, and his dad started to drink, and he promises his son he will quite, and something happens where he turns into a blue slime monster, and it looks really good for most of it since its mostly practical.
When the cop and his friend get to the house, it’s scorching inside the house like over 100 degrees. They find their way to the upstairs living room. Ya, don’t think about the layout of the house if you have seen the show. So they wander around the room and find a dead cat’s skeleton, and one of them runs and pukes in the bathroom and find two dead bodies that look great. The gore in this show is really good. They took their time with it, and it pays off for the most part. Anyway, the two guys try to leave, and they run into the monster that looks so good.
So the cops try to shoot shot it and dies. So the Doctor runs back to the store after Tim told that he sent them there to die. It ends with the Doctor getting back to the shop then; someone says they have six days till the world ends and then the monster breaks through the roof and kills the Doctor and then ends
For those who do not know, I love Mortal Kombat and, I was looking forward to this movie and, I was not disappointed at all.
The is a movie based on the first MK game but threw the eyes Scorpion. Scorpion is the only character with an arc, Jonny Cage is building his arc since there is a sequel in the works hopefully but what did I like about the movie. The animation is good; it mixes with the blood and murder really well. If there is one thing I do wish there was more of was the tournament since it kind of goes away from it for like 15 minutes and, then, we get one more tournament fight. This movie is more of a revenge story, and you understand why Scorpion does want his revenge. His whole clan, wife, and kid were murdered. His kid was killed right in front of him.
This movie leads up to characters that are still developing. This movie has a lot of references to the games. It has X rays it has Jonny Cage nut punch, the GET OVER HERE lien that. Scorpion says. The twist is fine, I guess. The comedy was fine as well as nothing too bad. There are three tournament fights. I will say how the animated the X rays were really well done. The character’s design looked perfect. Scorpion looked at the best IMO. Sub Zero I wish got more time on-screen witch is a let down since Sub Zero is my 2ed fav MK character. I did want some more characters like Fujin and Sindel would have been cool to see. This movie is very entertaining to watch despite the problems I have with it I will give MK Legends Scorpions Revenge a B+ and a 7.5/10.
I have seen all 6 of these movies and I will review them and then rank them I will use a wheel spinner to see which one I will talk about first and it looks like I will be talking about John Wick first
John Wick is a really good movie. I have only seen this movie 2 times in my life and I thought it was really good. Keanu Reeves is really good as John Wick. There is no replacing John Wick, Keanu Reeves will always be John Wick. The other best part and other actors. The movie can drag a little at times but it makes up for it in how awesome the action is. There is no shaky cam it’s all clear and in focus. I will give John Wick an A-
Next up is John Wick 2 on the wheel.
John Wick 2 is pretty good not as good as the first IMO. The action is better and the ending is also good. Keanu Reeves is once again great as John Wick. The side characters are also good. But IDK something just has just bothered me a little but I got over it pretty fast. I do like the villain but his plan does not work for me. SO he hires John Wick to kill his sister and after he does he put a bounty on him something like that, Anyway John Wick 2 gets a B+
The wheel pick the Matrix 2
God, where do I begin with this movie? I will say The action is good and Mr. Reeves is good other actors are good. But this movie is so boring. It is so fucking slow and boring that I did not even wanna watch it. God this was a huge letdown from the first one. There are some upsides to this movie like I said some of the action. Not that rooftop fight scene where they look like rubber. C-
The wheel landed on The Matrix 3
The 3rd movie is actually pretty good not gonna lie. It has good action it is fun has good action and a really good final fight that I think is really good. I think this is a lot better than the 2ED one. This movie is pretty entertaining to watch. I think this closed the franchise kind of nicely until the 4th on comes out. B
The Matrix is the best one in the franchise I don’t think people will have a problem with that. The movies has good acting and had good action scenes. People seem to really love this movie and I agree with them a little. I do not hate the sequals I just think its a let down. B+
John Wick 3 Is a good movie still not as good as the first but still good in it’s own right. Once again the action and acting are good the music is good as well. a good villain and a good set up for another John Wick movie. B+ as well.
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Since the Cronovires I have not been able to see movies in the theater, so I decided to look for the worst movies on Netflix and I found Sabrina. Not the TV show but a movie called Sabrina nothing to do with the TV show. So is this movie good? No, it is not good and here is why.
I will say at least there is no ADR. That is the only good thing about this movie.
The acting is the worst acting I have seen no one seems to care. The jumpscares are funny tho. The sad thing is that it is not even scary, it is just boring. There is a scene where you could see the monster off-screen waiting for their cue. This movie has 4 climaxes it is so weird. Even the kills are not grated. The demon possession is funny, cause it sucks. God, I don’t even wanna talk about this movie it gets and D- and a 2/10.
I will have a John Wick Trilogy review and ranked them all.
Another Dark Univers attempted to start a shared universe I think. If it is them I would like to see more. Not a sequel since that would be fucking stupid. Anyway, let just start my pointless review that probably no one will read.
Our lead character is kind of bad her lien delivery is weird and she not very good in the movie. There is a shit tome of things that don’t make any sense at all and after a while, it kind of drags on you. The first few minutes are really boring and bad. The ending also kind of sucks and also if you think about it, it does not make a whole lot of sense. OK, My last complaint I have that it is not really scary its a different type of scary, I’ll get into that in the positives You really don’t get to know much about her EX you get a little bit but I wanted more from his character. I am done complaining about this movie I can get into the positives. Also, it’s kind of predictable. There are also a lot of deleted scenes, not a problem just something I noticed.
Side note there was this review that is so funny and it is a review says The invisible man shows the danger of not believing women in the #METO era. I just think that’s a joke since think of this a girl say a man is stalking her and is invisible you would probably think they are crazy. Don’t believe people on gender believe facts and evidence that are prevented. Since he is found dead by the police and she says it’s him so she would sound crazy. Just say that her review is kind of a joke in my opinion. It is from Buzzfeed and we all know that Buzzfeed is kind of a joke.
I like the score for the movie it’s very unsettling. This movie has two really great scenes. I was expecting one of them since it was in the trailer and that was kind of scary. The other scene took me by surprise because I was not expecting. What the scariest thing about this movie is, is that you don’t know where he is at and, that he could be right behind you and you would not be able to see him. Most of the other character is, in my opinion, better than out lead character. The movie is suspenseful and entertaining. Our lead does shine in a few good scenes. The last hour is easily the best part of the film. That is how you build up to something. I liked how he turns invisible it was very cool and it looks good. There are scenes where, the camera turns to nothing and its supposed to imply that someone is there and, it works latter one. I wish the hand that hand pressing agents the shower scene that would have been good to see in the movie. I did see the is a 4D theater so the sound was a lot better and the picture was better. So the whole experience was better I think in those surroundings. I think I can know to give this movie a grade.
I will give The Invisible a B and an 8/10 and its a clsoe call to an 8. Anyway thanks again for reading another one of my blogs and you should read some more I have that you can read, and have a nice day.
It has been a while since I last posted and I have seen a lot of movies recently I decided to talk about two of them to talk about. Sonic and Bad Bad Boys For Life. I think I will start with Sonic since it was the first movie I saw before the rest.
I appreciate that these people respect the character of Sonic. They redesigned him after the backlash they got for the old look. They have callbacks like sonic eating chili dogs and him getting his shoes. Surprisingly all of the human characters are good especially Jim Carrey who is the best part of the movie. He captures the over the topness of Doctor Eggman it was like the 90s version. It reminded me of 90s Jim Carry. The new-look of Sonic looks good, better than the old look. The movie is enjoyable light-hearted fun. It does get boring and as some bad lien delivery and sonic in one scene look bad. This movie was just what I expected it to. There are some pretty good action scenes as well. This movie has one plot lien that is just dropped and, it was treated as a joke.
My score is a B and a 6.5/10
Bad Boys For Life
This movie surprised me the trailers did not look good at all, and I was surprised that is was great. Will Smith and Martin Larance work so well together on screen. This movie has some pretty good action scenes that look pretty good. The movie is entertaining for like 90%. I thought the villain was someone else but it’s not without spoiling anything, but I did not expect it and it was surprising. The movie was more bloody then I was expecting it to be. The comedy does not clash with how bloody the movie is and, the jokes were actually funny and made me laugh. There are a few problems like the new crew they get. It felt tacted on their good acting-wise it’s just it felt forced. There are some scenes that are slow. This movie has some heart to it as well.
My score is an A- and an 8.5/10
Si I have never seen Looper and I have heard a lot about it so I watched it.
Looper is actually a good movie. So what makes this movie work so well for me. I like the story because it’s really good his younger self tries to kill him and its not a time travel movie that does not have plot holes like Termanatier Dark fate. The main character is Joe played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt who is grate so is Bruce Willis both of them are great. Emile Blunt is good as well almost the whole cast is great. The action scenes are really well shot. The ending is one the best I have seen in my life so far it is so grated But it’s not a perfect movie at all its a little slow and the child actor was bad but in a funny so bad its funny is what I am saying. he has a few good scenes but most of them are bad so is the twist its not bad it just makes no sense to me at all. there are great scenes in this movie that people will love. You should go out and buy this movie it is worth it.
Score A- 8/10
So The Turning came out and I went to go see it
There is not much I liked but ill try to start with it good stuff first. I like some of the music in the movie it was very well done. The end credits were also good out lead is OK at best. The 3rd act was fucking grate but we;; SPOILERS since I can’t get my anger off without telling you. OK so our lead gets something in the mail from her mom who is crazy and it’s a black picture of something so than the 3rd act happens but after she leaves with the kids and a ghost kills the nanny and its cutes back to her looking at the art so it never happened. and it ends with her screaming when her mom turns around and it cuts to black and its all in her head when it cutes to black. If you’re confused I was too. That ending pissed me off and other people in the theater. My friend was mad at how it ended. The scares were not scary at all they overuse the jumpscare. The child actors suck Finn is bad and I like him in IT but not in here. The little girl is also bad well shes a kid so. The nanny is a bitch she is so fucking rude and just an asshole.
My score is an F for that fucking ending 2/10 only for that fun 3rd act even tho it never happened. Gotta be a little fair
If you know me you know I love horror. So I bought all seven seasons of Tales from the crypt.
If you don’t know what Tales for the Crypt is it was a comic series that a TV show. They usually have shotty people and you watch them die by something supernatural or sometimes its something else. But its mostly shitty people dying and, it is so fun watching shitty people die horrible deaths or have bad stuff happen to them. This show also gets celebrity cameos or celebrities even staring in episodes. Arnold Swansanger directed one. They got Joe Pesci, Daniel Greg and many more. All of them have this twist well most of them do and they are great to meh. I have called a few of them. Season 1 is really good to have most of my favorite episodes. My favorite episode is the last episode of season 7 because it the first animated one and I like shows when they go crazy and this one did. It’s about the 3 little pigs. I will list the rest after my review. Some episodes are bad and I mean really bad. But it’s out shiny they the really good ones. I remember watching this as a kid and I wanted to reach them I only saw season 1 as a kid so the rest were new to me. Anyway, Tales from the Crypt is a good show and should be checked out if you love horror.
10 Favorit episodes
All through the House
10 The Man who was death
This was the first episode of the series and it was great. I won’t say much but it was a dam good episode.
9 Dig that Cat he’s really gone
A man with nine lives of a cat who dies for money dam that sounds entertaining and that because it is
8 Smoke Wires
7 Horror in the night
6 Top billing
5 What’s cooking
4 Television Terror
3 Eatsa Kill ya
This one is so good because it is realistic and could happen.
2 Fitting Punishment
1 3 little pigs
Already gave my reasons for it
So I finally got to see 1917.
So 1917 is a WW1 movie and you follow two soldiers trying to deliver a message to the front lien calling off tomorrow’s attack since its a trap. So the two main characters are friends they are the two how half to send the message. This movie capture what war was like. What is also great is the Oneshot method he tried. It looks Oneshot besides like two times you can tell a cut was made and the first few minutes drag on but after that, this movie is almost perfect There was an in here about him not being able to stay with his family because of if he died he could do that to them. Something like that was said. Its a grate lien and its powerful one as well. Both of the main characters are grate one of them as a brother in the other group and he wants to save him. The scene was he runs across the battlefield is my favorite scene it has the perfect music perfect setting for it. If you have seen the movie you know what I am talking about. The music is great is other scenes as well. I encourage you to go see it. it’s sad that this did not get a wide release until 2020 and I won’t count it as a 2020 movie. 1917 was everything I wanted it to be and a little more.
My score is an A and a 9.5/10
Thxs again for reading my movie reviews and what did you think of 1917 tell me in the comments.